When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.
The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.
This occurs when a girl squirts semen out of her nose after giving a blow job.
The Raging Bull made me vomit.
When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.
This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.
This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
When you jizz in your condom when you're fucking a chick and then you dump the jizz on her head. A variation of this is the South Virginia Victory Dump. This occurs when you fuck your sister, then dump the jizz filled condom on her head.
I just took a HUGE victory dump and the crowd went wild.
This occurs when you're trying to fuck a chinese woman in the ass, but she has a butt plug.
I was having a good time last night, but The great Wall prevented me having a really good time.
This occurs when you're fucking a chick. Right before you're ready to blow your wad you pull out and stick your dick into an ice-water bath.
I tried to get to the premiere on time, but I was too busy doing the Transformer with my girlfriend.