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16 definitions by steve austin

 
1.
Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.
"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
 
2.
A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria
Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
by steve austin July 20, 2004
 
3.
To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.
"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
 
4.
The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions
Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous
by steve austin July 22, 2004
 
5.
When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
by steve austin July 22, 2004
 
6.
the ability to send text messages with either hand
I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous
by steve austin July 22, 2004
 
7.
something that looks terrible
This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude
by steve austin July 20, 2004