14 definitions by sternwise

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.
Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.
by sternwise September 30, 2006

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The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.
Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.
by sternwise October 01, 2006

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A moment of total bewilderment, which usually occurs when a person has been sitting for a long time and stands up quickly, he becomes faint, yet does not lose total consciousness. This person will often fall over, but not lose total consciousness, and experience this feeling of fung-tutsu. This can also be often experienced under the influence of nitrous oxide at the dentist office. See also ding-ding-ding.
I got up really fast, and felt fung-tutsu, until total consciousness returned.
by sternwise December 22, 2006

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The second worst movie ever made. The worst being Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds."

Also Known as "Star Wars Episode I" or The Phantom Menace. Due to the introduction of a 2 hour pod-race, and the CGI character "Jar Jar Binks" George Lucas is known as the dumbest director in the history of cinema.

The Phantom Menace sucked donkey balls.
by sternwise September 30, 2006

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God's favorite son. Lucifer is heaven's pansy whining rich boy. He had it all, all the powers of the universe, loved above all angels and all God asked was that he serve by assisting mankind. Poor whiny Lucifer got all pissy and demanded that mankind worship him. God said, nobody worships anybody but Me! Lucifer then walked away from heaven like a cry-baby and into Hell. Mankind was created and he then decided to screw with them. He has spent eons attempting to piss off God by messing with the minds of men and women. All this time however, God still loves him the most. Even above humans, and his other son, Jesus. God allows Lucifer to pretty much do whatever the Hell he wants, and has never asked anything of him since. Meanwhile he subjects mankind to unending tortures and horrors, and without mercy. He even subjected his human son, Jesus to abominable tortures. Lucifer is also known as the biggest pussy-weakling in the universe because he has never known suffering(other than his own self-pity). Some humans identify with this pussy's whining, and choose to worship him, others have picked Jesus, the other son. Others are pissed altogether, and cannot believe that God would even allow such a basard to be let loose to do the kind of damage he has done. Lucifer has never known starvation, physical pain, loss of love, age or failure. Human beings, although superior to Lucifer, are still left to live in a hell worse than Lucifer's Hell, and God sill refuses to even speak to mankind. Lucifer and God both are indeed the biggest bastards in the universe, but Lucifer is the biggest because of his spoiled rich-kid status. Human beings commit one or two crimes and get sent to Hell forever, and Lucifer, who is given power to be loosed on earth can come and go as he pleases, and is ultimately untouchable by God and his angels. (You'd think God would have just killed the fucker, made him NOT exist or something...)Human beings to this day generally like Jesus better because he's gone through the same shit they have on earth, but ultimately, humans have come to realize God is a dead-beat Dad. "Lucy" while having the power and ability to heal people would rather resort to childish tricks and evil like the little worthless fuck that he is, and therefore is the enemy of mankind.
Lucifer is the biggest pansy in the known universe.
by sternwise October 01, 2006

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1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."

2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.

3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
Look, up in the sky, its a turd, its a plane, its Superman!
by sternwise December 22, 2006

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A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."
by sternwise October 01, 2006

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