numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation
that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.
This realisation usually comes
when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over
a movie trailer advert
c) You decide
to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer
or not, in order
to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total
Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when
I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!