a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam
you into taking their
'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:
1. First a scientologist will
approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will
are a scientologist, as they will
have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will
be very reluctant to take
no for an answer.
2. if you do go with them, they will
hook you up to an 'e meter
'. they will
ask you to think of some deeply
troubling experience, and when
moves slightly, they will
present this as evidence you need therapy.
3. you will
end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered
aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?