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2 definitions by stephanzo

 
1.
Some annoying bastard that you want to punch in the face; an idiot
Friend: Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeey, listen to me!

You: Stop being such a turnicoaf! I'm on the freakin' phone!
by stephanzo November 02, 2010
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2.
Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.
Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"

You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
by stephanzo November 02, 2010
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