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1 definition by steelerfan412

A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.
I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.
by steelerfan412 January 13, 2012