to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.
He has a turtle. GROSS!!!
Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!
I love turtles. They're so cute.
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