Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake
except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."
When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her
I've fucked your Mum but so has everybody, after all she is a Belgrano bitch.
The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.
"Rich your mum looks well fat!"
"Yeah its her baby weight"
"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit
It means that the person "Mustafa crap"
"Where you off to?"
"Just going to meet the Arabs"
A term used in the UK to signify a black person
"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"
To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion
"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"
To do a line of cocaine
out of a girls back crevice. This is best done before or during sex.
"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"
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