(N):1. Moonberries are very complicated. First of all they are not from the moon, they are from the bleeding rectum of Rossie O'Donald. Rossie O'Donald once sharted so hard in her blue undergarments that pieces of her very rectum shot into the sky. These ass pieces landed on the moon and are now called moonberries. Moonberries are used to enlarge your penus and allow you to shit fire ants coverd in aunt jemia syrup at an allarming rate, EAT WITH CAUTION.
E: Wow! The moonberry is comin in early this season, papa. Maybe the ants wont make me bleed this time.