1 definition by stanich

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A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.
Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!
by stanich July 07, 2006

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