The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.
I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."
The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.
I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.
He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.
Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.
I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.
Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of
Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.
Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.
I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.
He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.
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