-- A baby or group of plastic baby dolls who have been subjected to nuclear radiation and now live beneath the cover of your bbq. The symptoms include doctor-like superiority, duck feet and chupacabra tattoos. Often wearing dirty white leotards or canapes/ other petite cakes.
Like scene kids, they rub dirt on their bodies for dramatic effect. I love my tarp babies.
A tarp baby is a very social creature. Tarp babies come out at night. (to play)Don't let them in the screen door, they will snort your coffee and use your brains as intestines.
What playground slides like to say in their playground slide written language when they wish to entice children to play. Often, they must pass through twenty seven gates of hell to win person talking-to privileges. Once they talk to a person, he or she will write go down on me, on it's supple yellow plastic. The douchetard playground douches will erase it while jacking off to their own fucking awesomeness.
Go down on me, said the slide as it's supple yellow body flexed in the oncoming wind.