3 definitions by ssj marik

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1. The most overrated nba player EVER.

2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.

3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...

4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)

5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)

6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.

7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.

8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.

9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.

10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.

11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.

We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
by ssj marik February 18, 2005

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An extremely talented player. He's very explosive and can easily get to the basket. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because espn and other faggots are too busy riding LeBron James' nuts like starved squirrels.
Dwayne Wade is a young Michael Jordan.
by ssj marik March 13, 2005

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Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.
Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
by ssj marik February 18, 2005

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