The act of stalking friends/foes on Facebook to see what they are up to. This varies from viewing profiles infrequently to full on stalkage of the Norman Bates kind. Helpful when you want to see what your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, ho and frienemies are up to.
Sabrina S. - Hey girl, why are you bummed?
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that hoJneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....
Noun - you know who they are:
- generally unappreciative
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything