4 definitions by squish squashy

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Tom Cruises fag hag.
Katie Holmes is suck a sweetie. It's really too bad TC turned her into his fag hag to cover his homosexual fantasies of being sodomized by a 300 pound black man named Larry.
by squish squashy April 28, 2006

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An extremely annoying cult that brainwashes little children into not excepting blood transfusions to save their life. If you are baptized and want to leave, they will "disfellowship" you and the consequences are that your family and friends who are JW's are not allowed to associate with you anymore.

They are a bunch of hypocritical fanatic bible thumpers who criticise all non-JW's, but just sit around in their Kingdom Halls and talk about how good they are and how bad everything in the world is. They just sit there and discuss the same fucking thing during every meeting.

The are a complete waste and drain on society and the economy. They do not contribute positive in anyway. They are just sitting around waiting for the world to end, which when it does all JW's will get into the new system and all non-JW's will be killed by god!
Husband: How was your day, dear?
Wife: Oh, two Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door at 7am this morning and I immediately told them I was disfellowedshipped. The two young men screamed like girls and ran back to their car.
Husband: Where's dinner?
by squish squashy April 28, 2006

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somebody with the name Jimmy or James.
I was going to go to the movies, but instead decided to smoke a dube with yim yams.
by squish squashy April 17, 2006

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Somebody who is sitting between two males...in a car, at a dinner table, etc...
Lunch today sucked ass, cholo. I was the bulldozer driver to and from the restaurant!
by squish squashy April 18, 2006

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