1 definition by squirtle!

Top Definition
1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
You _fucking_ turd squirt!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005

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