3 definitions by spoons

Top Definition
another word for vagina, a way to say vagina without most people knowing what you're talking about.
One of my favorite pass times is pleasuring my girlfriend by means of the va-jay-jay.

That bitch better shut the fuck up or she is gonna receive a swift kick in the va-jay-jay.
by spoons November 20, 2004
The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.
From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)

I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)

I calculator math club!
by Spoons December 30, 2004
Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.
Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.
by Spoons April 07, 2005

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