Related to Beer Goggles
, it is the psychological phenomenon that causes average women at your work to appear 10 times hotter than they would outside the walls of your office. If you had met the same person at the mall or beach a month earlier, you wouldn’t give her a second look. But because you spend 50 hours a week with her, an arc of distortion occurs somewhere between the retina and ocular nerve distorting your perception of her hotness.
Brian: “Dude, you should see this new chick Karen in accounting. She is so frickin HOT.”
Mark: “Is she really hot Brian, or is she a work chick?”
What you become after a year or more of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband
"Look at my fat ass chusband laying there on the couch. Go get a damn job!