12 definitions by splek

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No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.
Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*
by Splek October 15, 2008
One of the most forbidden videos known to the internet. It is a short made by 4Kids Entertainment that takes clips from the cartoons 4Kids shows on their channel, and somehow have the voices of those characters singing the National Anthem. This video is found to be an insult to America, 4Kids Entertainment, Anime, Cartoons, Earth, The Human Race, and much more. The mere mention of this video can scramble even the strongest minds. If you ever see a video starting out with cartoons characters in gold stars shooting onto an American Flag, and someone is saying "AND NOW THE STARS OF 4KIDS WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!", RUN! Get away from your computer, stop the video, click a link, ANYTHING!
Oh god! Its the 4Kids National Anthem! OH MY GOD MY BRAINS ARE MELTING!!!
by Splek October 15, 2008
A vary useful and must-have application for Firefox (firefox.exe). It is the best way to surf the web seamlessly and a good way to rape anyone who attempts to sell you dumb crap you'll never want.
Guy1: Did you see that ad on your home page?

Guy2: Hell no! I gots me AdBlock Plus! So those posers can suck my Joystick!
by Splek November 13, 2008
1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek October 10, 2008
A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~
by Splek October 10, 2008
Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!
by Splek February 16, 2009
Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.
Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*
by Splek January 01, 2009

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