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2 definitions by spitroast

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box
by Spitroast September 27, 2006
To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!
Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch
by spitroast October 22, 2006