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2 definitions by spitroast

 
1.
Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm
Phil porked Roz up the bacon box
by Spitroast September 27, 2006
 
2.
To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!
Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch
by spitroast October 22, 2006