The line of guys that forms when they're waiting to ejaculate as a group on the face of a woman.
*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*
Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.
Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.
Somewhat self explanatory, a Slutmex™ is of Mexican descent. They are also quite slutty.
Gregory: "Say, Mathilda! There's a mighty fine stack of penises over there."
Mathilda: "Dios mio! Yo tengo muchos sexo con los pitos. Soy un Slutmex™."
When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.
Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob
is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
A word, when uttered aloud, will decimate any pre-planned social event.
Billy: Hey, Timmy! Do you want to hang out today!?
Timmy: Sorry, Billy, but I'm going to Paxton
Billy: *Hopes and dreams ruined*
When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.
Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?
Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.
Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!
Studio Audience: AWWWWW!
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