Fernan: Someone of high social class. Usually categorized by an over-sized growth in their pants. Also known for their ability to seduce and charm the ladies with their devilishly good looking hair and smile.
Fernans can also be categorized by tan skin, dark flowing hair, thick eye brows, and a knack for mowing grass.
Caucasian Male #1: I woke up today and my lawn had been mowed miraculously over night and my wife left a note saying she left me.
Caucasian Male #2: You must have been visited by a fernando.