Ricky Martin: Well, here's that shaving cream I wanted.
Wal Mart Manager: Mr. Martin, have you noticed that if you purchase three-hundred and twenty (320) cans of shaving cream, you can also get a tube of Chap Stick at half price?
Ricky Martin: What a steal!
(...later at the counter...)
Cashier: What the hell do you need 320 cans of shaving cream for?
Ricky Martin: I just wanted the discounted Chap-Stick.
Cashier: Wow. What a friggin Bargain Buyer
Ricky Martin: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Cashier: Nothing. Don't worry. I'm not picking on you. (sarcasm)
Ricky Martin: What the hell is a "Bargain Buyer
Cashier: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Ricky Martin: Are there any discounts for computers?
Cashier: Certainly, retard. Buy ten plasma screen TVs, and get a crappy Mac, with a FREE keyboard.
Ricky Martin: Where the hell do you keep the TVs?
Cashier: Right down there. (points somewhere)
Ricky Martin: I'll be back with a crappy Mac, a keyboard, and ten TVs.