The phrase main oke
cannot be summed
up in 1 word. It is a collection of qualities:
1. The word 'boy' must be used at least
3 times per sentence. Boy
can also be used in the place of a full stop.
2. Must wear a V neck t shirt, even in winter.
3. Has to sit at a table
no matter what, be it on the jol
or even when in the shower.
4. At all times must
walk around with
a bottle on the jol. It must
appear to an independent 3rd party as if the bottle was an extension of the arm.
to lift heavy. This will intimidate his opponents in the gym and make
the hot chicks there stare at him and he will be able
to lift 15% heavier
weights from the confidence boost
it gave him.
each set must
throw his weights down at the gym so everyone can hear how much
he was lifting. If not enough attention
was obtained, repeat the throwing motion
to cause a fight and shout loudly in the background while his mates sort
it out. (Being the friend of a main oke requires you to pretend to hold him back and listen to his story after
how we would’ve knocked the pencil out with
right when out and brag