3 definitions by sojournguysucks420

Top Definition
Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. somebody who is such a loser, he has become proficient at penis handling, that he now juggles his penis with other dildos and stuff. hardcore nolifer.

even worse than penisacrobat
"OMG!!! mooney really pissed me off today man, hes getting on my fucking nerves!!! why is he such a fucking dick!?!"
"dude relax"
"nawh man he really irritates me, should I like kick his ass or sumthing?"
"nawh hell probly "tell on u" like a fag would do, its not worth it, besides he has no friends, hes such a penisacrobat dude"
"guess ur right.... he does have no friends, hes definately a penisjuggler by now man"
"I hear that..."
by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010
Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. After several years of having nothing better to do than play with his penis, he starts gaining skills at playing with his own penis that he is now more than just a penisholder or a penisfolder, he is now a penisacrobat.

essentially, an even worse stage of penisfolder, a very shamefull thing to call somebody.
"dude u know that indian kid at our school who has an insanely fat stomach and a fat ass but skinny arms and legs and dresses like a retard?"
"has he had any social interaction his entire highschool life?"
"ofcourse not, hes a fucking penisfolder"
naw.... hes a penisacrobat by now"
"haha, yea seriously what a loser..."
by sojournguysucks420 April 12, 2010
An insult that is becoming more and more famous, especially on facebook.

somebody who constantly interrupts people, constantly yells stupid and unnecessary things, irritates the hell out of you, has the stupidest opinions about everything, has no life, doesn't know how to have fun, is abstinent to drugs/alcohol for no fucking reason, thinks that being cool is being a dick, doesn't know how to talk to women, is perverted, has no respect for women, stares at women's body parts directly with no subtly or shame, will NEVER get laid without paying for it, is arrogant, condescending, and in general pisses everybody off.

In other words, one of those guys who are just straight up losers in every single way and think they are right about, synonym for loser, faggott, bitch, or hard-headed douche bag.

NOBODY likes somebody that is a moonster. LITERALLY nobody.
"dude dont you think that nathan kid is such a moonster?"
"yea seriously, hell never get laid"
"or have any friends for that matter...."
"I just dont understand people like him, seriously wtf"
" I know, somepeople are just destined to be losers."
"imagine him in 10 years, living alone, jacking off to porn, doing nothing on friday and saturday nights, no friends.... wow, I kinda of feel sad for him."
"we call him a moonster for a reason, no joke man"
"yea seriously....god...."
by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010

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