The greatest game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo save the world from the evil Gigyas and the backstabbing Pokey. All other games pale in comparison to Earthbound.
New Aged Retro Hippie uses protractor.
New Aged Retro Hippie can now measure things easily.
Ness attacks. SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!!!
New Aged Retro Hippie returns to normal. You have won!!!
a 4 wheelin board to pop a nice 10 stiar handy
skate on your sisters can bed
The backstabbing neighbor of Ness. He is a pussy and fights against Ness in the final battle against Gigyas in a giant metal robot suit.
Pokey is a fat pussy with no friends.
Ness' hometown in Earthbound. Also where the meteor first hits and releases Buzz Buzz.
Onett is the pimp town where Ness brings back all his hos.
The act of dual anal action with a large black dildo
"hey sarah, how you wanna do this?"
The 4th party member in the game of Earthbound. The designated asian of the group, he saves Ness by using the infamous Starstruck.
Why change the name when his default name is Poo?
Best computer gamer in the world. He is like 18 and has won many many tournaments world-wide.
Fatal1tywill make a living pwning n00bs at internet games.