a classic indian is someone who smells like curry, wears cheap gold jewelery, has dandruff, wears dirty rubber flip flops all year, and has a name that is either plain weird or includes PATEL.
and obviously needs indian descent.
A: What's your name, little girl?
B: Ranjaeit Kajjam Patel Gupta.
A: Oh.*thinks: creepy girl must be INDIAN*
A: Have any curry?
B: Of course I do!
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