A genre of music which is primarily
listened to by disgruntled nerds
whos' only friends
charicters. To the socially competent, 'techno' is a perfectly acceptable term
to describe what these nerds
call 'electronic music.' Electronic music is a bit of misnomer considering that
it's not really music.
However, if you attempt
to use the word in that
manner you will face the onslaught
of a million angry nerds
screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'
, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending
their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt
is futile because all techno sounds the same.
are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai
no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno
that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.
The biggest perceived
enemy of techno
nerds is rap music. They
rant constantly about
how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ
RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK
PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they
don't realize, however, is that rap is about
the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen
shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they
In conclusion, techno sucks
monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno
nerd either rants to you about
how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen
him in the face.
Normal person: Wow, techno
is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO
YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS
TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN
TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!