a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
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