sniff my knickers
Chronic diarreah and vomiting.
Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Worst football team in the East Midlands. So poor, in fact that the English FA are considering removing them from the football league, and replacing them with St Martin's Special School 4th team.
Human 1: See Nottingham Forest lost again today
Human 2: 73 nil to St Martin's.
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