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2 definitions by smooth criminal

 
1.
One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.
"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"

Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
by smooth criminal March 07, 2006
 
2.
One who sucks on penis. See cock sucker
How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.
by smooth criminal May 24, 2003