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42 definitions by smokey

British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.
Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!
by Smokey March 03, 2005
A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
by Smokey October 28, 2003
another name for jay-z
jigga mans new cd DYNASTY is tite as shit
by smokey January 09, 2004
Bottle-blonde is a person (usually a female) who is not naturally a blonde.
Usually derogatory.
It was obvious when I laid eyes on her that she was a bottle-blonde.
by Smokey March 03, 2005
In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.
by Smokey March 03, 2005
Marilyn Monroe was a sweet beautiful woman child the likes we may never see again.
When asked what she wore for a nude photo-shoot, she replied, "....the radio was on...."
by Smokey March 03, 2005
A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.
Oh, don't be such a putz!
by Smokey March 03, 2005