A homosexual airline pilot with little or no aptitude for the actual flying of aircraft.
Generally esconced in a third world country, suspected of child molestation. Unable to function in a first world country.
Is often seen wearing gumboots at inappropriate times and events.
Photographic evidence of homosexual family traits often bandied about, eg the wearing of kilts,(skirts).
An absurd individual.
Passenger: Excuse me stewardess, my young son would like to visit the cockpit, is that possible?
Stewardess: Oh sure ma'am. But you do know that Captain Mcarthur is a GAYVIATOR, so your little son might be in line for a stretched poopoo.
Passenger: Oh thats ok, his father is a GUMBOOT-FAG. He's used to it.