Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division
1-AA team. This should
tell you how much this team really sucks. This example
gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan
, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
A Michigan student
and an OSU student
are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan
Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins
to walk out:
: "You know, at The University of Michigan
, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
: "Yeah, well
at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."