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29 definitions by smendler

 
22.
The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.
"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"
by smendler April 21, 2010
 
23.
supporter of Corporate Socialism
"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"
by smendler July 29, 2009
 
24.
(Portmanteau, revenue + manure) When your sales figures are in the toilet.
"Well, Jim, how was our revenue last month?"

"More like revenure, actually."
by smendler July 09, 2013
 
25.
"Oh Fuck, It's Monday Again." (or "Oh Fuck, It's Monday Already.")

The counterpoint to TGIF.

Variants: GDIMA, OSIMA, etc.
Ted had a sign in his cubicle. One side said "TGIF", the other side said "OFIMA".
by smendler March 17, 2013
 
26.
1. High-ticket items bought with insurance money following the Hurricane Katrina disaster. "Those indulgences you decided you were going to treat yourself to, even if you didn't have a house anymore." (Ronette King, New Orleans Times-Picayune, 5/27/2007)

2. Items found by volunteers during Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts, that couldn't be returned to their original owners, and were saved as souvenirs.

3. Jewelry or other items made to memorialize the Hurricane Katrina disaster, sold as souvenirs.
1. "The plasma TV? Yeah, that's one of my Katrinkets."

2. Betty had a muddy Barbie doll on her shelf - a Katrinket from the time her church group went to New Orleans to help rebuild some houses.

3. "I went to a street fair when we were in New Orleans - I mut have bought about a dozen Katrinkets."
by smendler March 23, 2009
 
27.
Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up
Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
by smendler September 29, 2013
 
28.
The ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-anticipated armed conflict.
"If Israel attacks Iran, John Bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode."
by smendler July 29, 2009