1 definition by slipzell

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Annoying kids(usually ranging from 5-10) who always stare at you and you always want to punch them excessively till they bleed.

Common places where you can spot them are at shopping centres, where they usually scab around and beg their parents to get them some annoying childish magazine or some stupid immature toy.
Oh crap, it's a jodpert.

Oh my god it's a rampage of jodperts!
by slipzell January 14, 2009

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