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A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.
John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
by slippery chick November 08, 2008
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