1) (Noun) A weak loser who tries to get ahead by being a bitch to more accomplished people.
2) (Verb) To get one's ass raped and handed back to him by his brother.
3) (Adjective) See: annoying, emo, clueless, and stupid.
1) Sasuke loves to suck Orochimaru's cock to learn all the 1337 Jutsus he would've never discovered on his own. (Unlike Sasuke's pro brother who mastered everything by himself)
2) Even while facing against a severely weakened and diseased Itachi who was going easy on Sasuke, Sasuke STILL couldn't beat him.
3) "My life's sole mission is to kill my evil brother. Nothing will pierce the frigid Siberia of my lonely and locked soul. I have grown to hate Itachi. BECAUSE HATE MAKES ME STRONG!"
Many years later...
"WTF, you mean Itachi was a good guy and he actually loved me? Man am I an idiot."