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2 definitions by skrewy

 
1.
Usually a fat arsed bi-sexual sloth that does not do much other than smoke cones and create indents in couches(aka black holes). Sometimes they may choose to practise in the art of pro-creation though this usually involves having to pay and a winch to hoist them from the couch. Food is usually the only thought of the day though he is often to lazy to obtain anything other than Pizza Hut home delivery. Sometimes confused as a dirty Hungarian mountain man. May share sexual partners with no regard for personal health as he usually has most of the sti's available.
He was described as a Lovab as he used his belly button to hold the sauce for his chips while, receving peverted sexual acts from the lady dressed as a man.
by Skrewy April 06, 2007
 
2.
One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.
Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.

Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.

by skrewy March 16, 2008