Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.
Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.
Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.
And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.
What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.
The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!
''Ha. Look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled''.
Something many of us girls want to be so badly, so we get to the point were we go crazy with this desire to be skinny and practically starve ourselves, throw up everything, or harshly diet :/
AND something many people are with high metabolisms.
''Whoaaa, she's skinny!''.
It's a MENTAL DISEASE, nobody chooses to have anorexia, UNLESS if your a 'WANNAREXIC''.
Basically, it's a disease were you have a poor body image and want to be really skinny. And it really, really sucks. You can't exactly get rid of it, I mean you can get your eating habits better if you get help but just because you start eating doesn't mean anything! It never really goes away, and it's awful.
It's more common with young girls, not really common with guys.
Retard: ''Ha! Look at that skinny teenage girl over there! I bet she's just looking for attention with this entire ''Poor body image'' crap''.
Smart person: ''What are you talking about? She has anorexia you dumbbutt, get your facts straight''.
Kids between the ages of 12-16 who wear skinny jeans that are like a size 0, and they wear Band T-shirts.
There hair HAS to be either blonde or black. And the girl's hair has to look like a greasy, messed up mullet that they tease so much they get split ends. As for the guy's hair, it's the exact same except they straighten there hair so much until they it gets heat damage.
There makeup has to make them look like a washed out raccoon, the more eyeliner and concealer there wearing, the better.
And they always have a Myspace or Facebook, and they take about 950 pictures of themselves a day doing the SAME. EXACT. POSES. Mostly the camera up high with peace signs, and then they edit them all on photoshop.
They usually like to pretend to be bisexual when most of them are really not, and the girls go online and talk like this: ''lulzdonttalktomekthanksbaiiii'' or ''OMGthanksooomuchbabyyyyoursooohotxoxoxoxololzluvukthanksbaiii''.
There captions on there photos are like this: ''I don't care what you think of me, I am who I am'' or ''xxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox''.
The girls make fun of people who aren't Scene and are constantly saying there so ugly when they know there pretty and that is the exact reason why they take about a thousand pictures of themselves A DAY .
If you ask them: ''Are you Scene? Or Emo?'' They get really mad at you and start swearing like crazy.
They think there so unique when THEY ALL LOOK THE EXACT SAME.
Person: ''Are you Emo?''.
Scene kid: ''OMGZ YOU SON OF A B**CH YOU F*CKING IDIOT NOBODY EFFIN LIKES YOU GOSH WHO THE H**L ARE YOU TO CALL ME F*CKING EMO IM OBVIOUSLYYY SCENE B*TCH YOUR A F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T YOU DUMBA** GET YOUR FACTS TOGETHER OMGZ HOW DARE YOU UGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH. K thankz baiii''.
Scene kid: I am sooo ugly! Ewwww! I mean, look at me! I'm so fat and ugly, ewwwwwwwwwwwww I can't stand myself.
Person: Awww, no your not ugly!!! You're beautiful, inside and out :)
Scene kid: WELL OBVIOUSLY LOLZ, I mean I'm hot, look at me, I'm just so unique.
Person: But...there's a person over there that looks just like you?
Scene kid: *Kills other Scene kid* HE STOLE MY UNIQUNESSSS! AHHHH SCREW HIM!
I'm American and I frickin love the British (ENGLANDERSSS!) there epic people and whoever talks trash about them sucks and is insecure, the British are epic and have cool accents and have some pretty women and hot guys. And the British who talks trash about Americans are insecure too.
but yeah, the British are amazing. and dont forget it.
BRITISH ENGLANDERS ARE EPIC COOLL MAN!
In Hollywood, if you don't have naturally small boobs, and if you take any more then a size 2 and weigh more then 95 pounds, your the fattest person alive.
''I take a size 5 and I weigh 125 pounds''.
''GOSH! You are so frickin fat, you SO need to diet''.
''I'm a size 00 and I weigh 83 pounds''.
''Atchually, you could lose like 7 more pounds, and THEN you'll be average. But unfortunately, your still very fat''.