:() is the most daring emoticon ever conceived. The :() is known simply as the Wade Face, and its power is universal. :() is the closest textual representation of the face made by Dywane Wade , and is used primarily as an excuse for actions that blatantly disregard the feelings of others.
Dylan: "Hurry the fuck up and get outside or we are leaving you"
John: "Did you seriously leave without me?"
Dylan: " :() "