2 definitions by skank hankeltoni

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An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See Billy, Nick, and Matt
"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"
by skank hankeltoni December 27, 2007

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a man with a purple monster between his cheeks
brotherhood of the traveling hankeltoni

"Did you see Tom Brady?"
"That guy with the monster in his cheeks?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck my life."
by skank hankeltoni January 12, 2008

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