1 definition by sis n hen

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n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj
My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.
by sis n hen September 02, 2006

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