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8 definitions by sirsurefoot

 
1.
1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
your asshole is big enough to park a truck in
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
2.
1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
3.
one's self esteem is defined by the number of soul points they have. a particularly harsh burn from a close friend can lead to a net loss of soul points, thus lowering the affected person's self esteem.
steve: those tacos were good last night
ned: your mom's taco was good last night!
steve: ow...my soul points
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
4.
an all-purpose exclamation, can be used in almost any situation
i forgot my history shit! razamajitzamafuck!
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
5.
a skateboarding maneuver involving falling on one's ass and/or face, is generally very embarrassing. immediate side effects are bruises and cuts, long term effects include fractured egos and loss of soul points.
i ollied over that bench and then shipflipped right onto my ass
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
6.
one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.
shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
 
7.
an offensive manuever seeking to harm one's livelihood, or general well being. often the aim of the soul punch is to damage the victim's soul points. while differing from a normal physical punch, a soul punch does not inflict physical damage but instead hurts the person's soul.
ned: sorry steve, but i accidentally broke your cd player
steve: you asshole! *soul punch*
ned: ow!! you've damaged my soul!
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005