A guy who is completely obsessed with
He will pelvically
thrust ANYTHING he sees (chairs, walls, water
coolers, pies, etc).
The longer it has been since he got laid, the more frantic and aggressive the thrusting gets.
spots the office water
It's been 7 & 1/2 months since he visited the brothel.
: "Oooh you sexy, naughty cooler, sooo wet"
(thrust thrust thrust)
: "OOOoohhh" (grunt grunt grunt)
Evan: he so Pyman.