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2 definitions by simGB

 
1.
An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.
Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."
by simGB June 28, 2009
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2.
A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.
Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"

Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."
by simgb April 06, 2009
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