An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
A contageous condition leading to homosexual behaviour in females.
Person 1: "Why are Sheila and Brenda sucking face over there?"
Person 2: "Sheila caught lesbosis of that meter reader last week. It develops quickly these days."
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