Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Well, my dog chewed on my shoe, my dad made eggs and toast and bacon with a little bit too much pepper on the eggs but it's okay because I usually like a little too much pepper on my eggs, I was late for my first class but it's okay because it was Dr. _____ and they don't care but I still felt guilty and...
Person 1: Er, wow. That was quite the lengthy answer.
Person 2: Tyfyt.