Look, I know all of you Irwins, Baldwins, Shipley people, and Haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! Its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. I personally refuse to believe that the Agnes Irwin girls are all lesbians or bisexuals, and that the Haverford boys are all gay. And not all the girls are sluts. Why can't we all just be friends?
Please stop! The Episcopal Academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! Can't we all just get along?