2 definitions by shredqueen

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Another word for a male's preejaculate, or "pre-cum." A woman will use the appearance of a man's Bag Balm as a green light in giving him oral sex. The Bag Balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man's penis and feeling the slippery ejaculate between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.
"When I was hooking up with Jimmy last night, I reached down and felt his Bag Balm, so I proceeded to give him oral"
by shredqueen May 22, 2010

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Being totally smitten with someone, but in a strictly sexual way. Instead of feeling intense feelings of love, you are overcome with extreme horniness.
I am totally smutton for Jake. I mean, he seems like an okay guy, but really I just want to fuck the living shit out of him!
by shredqueen June 06, 2010

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